Author Archives: The Daily Stevenage

Fans Effed Off with Friendly Fiasco

Hot on the heels of its attempts to sell season tickets at a knock down price for a stand that doesn’t exist, Stevenage Football Club has today taken further steps to alienate itself from its fanbase by offering a free … Continue reading

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The Kids Are Alright

A collective sigh of relief could be heard all over north Hertfordshire today as Stevenage Football Club’s youth academy was declared a success. Upon selling rising starlet Ben Wilmot to Big Club of the English Premier League for an undisclosed … Continue reading

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Stupid Supporters Seething Over Season Ticket Savings

Stevenage supporters have today been left seething following the release of Season Ticket prices which very few seem to have grasped they don’t actually have to pay. With the North Stand not likely to be ready until Christmas 2020, many … Continue reading

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Wish for Wilmot Wonga Whets Wallace’s Whistle

A washed-up old soak on the telly once famously said “you win nothing with kids”.  However, despite Stevenage Football Club winning absolutely nothing with kids, it stands on the verge of striking it rich with one of their, errr, kids, … Continue reading

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Chairman Chuckles at Fans’ Failure to Observe Obvious

A Daily Stevenage Exclusive by Ryan Ingpeace. The chairman of a struggling League 2 football club has this morning been overheard laughing at his club’s supporters for failing to see through his ridiculously transparent attempts at raising cash before quitting … Continue reading

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Property Prices Punished by Proletariat Football Manager

Artist’s impression of Chells Manor after another 12 months of Darren Sarll World Exclusive by our Senior Property Correspondent, Ed Winchester Ever since it was revealed that Darren Sarll was brought up on a tough and uncompromising council estate, residents … Continue reading

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Nobby No-mates Made to Look Like Total Nob End

Stevenage supporter Jeff Wide was today made to eat humble pie as the Boro thrashed former Championship side Yeovil Town 4-1 at The Lamex Stadium. Wide, 67, has been a prominent critic of Darren Sarll since as far back as … Continue reading

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