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Fans Effed Off with Friendly Fiasco

Hot on the heels of its attempts to sell season tickets at a knock down price for a stand that doesn’t exist, Stevenage Football Club has today taken further steps to alienate itself from its fanbase by offering a free … Continue reading

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The Kids Are Alright

A collective sigh of relief could be heard all over north Hertfordshire today as Stevenage Football Club’s youth academy was declared a success. Upon selling rising starlet Ben Wilmot to Big Club of the English Premier League for an undisclosed … Continue reading

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Wish for Wilmot Wonga Whets Wallace’s Whistle

A washed-up old soak on the telly once famously said “you win nothing with kids”.  However, despite Stevenage Football Club winning absolutely nothing with kids, it stands on the verge of striking it rich with one of their, errr, kids, … Continue reading

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Property Prices Punished by Proletariat Football Manager

Artist’s impression of Chells Manor after another 12 months of Darren Sarll World Exclusive by our Senior Property Correspondent, Ed Winchester Ever since it was revealed that Darren Sarll was brought up on a tough and uncompromising council estate, residents … Continue reading

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Nobby No-mates Made to Look Like Total Nob End

Stevenage supporter Jeff Wide was today made to eat humble pie as the Boro thrashed former Championship side Yeovil Town 4-1 at The Lamex Stadium. Wide, 67, has been a prominent critic of Darren Sarll since as far back as … Continue reading

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Hardcore Showing Ensures Boro Win on Aggregate

The artist with her latest sculpture, ‘Tom Pett Drinks Break, 2017’ World exclusive, by our art correspondent, Brian Spewall. It’s a fine art managing a football club nowadays and The Daily Stevenage brings you news that your favourite club has … Continue reading

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Stevenage v Swindon Player Ratings

Tom King The talented young Englishman, on loan from high flying Millwall, showed with his distribution that he comes from a Millwall team that’s high flying. Put so many goal kicks onto Danny Newton’s head that Newton went off with … Continue reading

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