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A Chairman Speaks
I don’t know where you lot get it from that Leon Hunter (no relation) is responsible for signing all of our players, cos he’s not. But when I say that, what I mean to say is that he’s not responsible … Continue reading
2020 Review of the Year – Part 2
July On the basis that the club was likely to commence the 2020/21 season in the National League, Leon Hunter started recruiting players of a standard normally seen in the National League South (and below). You could never accuse Leon … Continue reading
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2020 Review of the Year – Part 1
By our editor, Geoff Wode. January P7 W1 D2 L4 F6 A7 The last two days of 2019 consisted of finding out that the Mutual do Ghost Ship at £1.90 a pint (other pubs please take note) and partaking of … Continue reading
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Covid Clampdown Closes in on Kick-about Crapsters
Boris Johnson has this evening warned Stevenage Football Club that it is on the verge of moving out of Covid Alert Level: Medium and straight into Covid Alert Level: Fucking Rubbish. If the club moves into the new alert level, … Continue reading
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Leon’s List Leaked; Littered with Lazy, Listless Layabouts
The list of potential Stevenage FC recruits has today been leaked after a document was found on the edge of Chairman Phil Wallace’s leafy Hertfordshire mansion. Handwritten and titled ‘Players Daddy Should Buy’, it is believed to have fallen from … Continue reading
Lennie Laughingly Leads us into the Lion’s Den
Chaos, confusion and even further chaos engulfed Stevenage Football Club yesterday afternoon when, at a hastily convened press conference, the club made the announcement that stand-up comedian and game show host Lennie Bennett had been appointed as Managerial Consultant to … Continue reading
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Loonies Laud Loosening of Lockdown Laws
Drama has engulfed Stevenage Football Club as it has emerged that an important member of its backroom staff drove 264 miles to a second home during the pandemic lockdown. Going by the shady title of Head of Recruitment, Mr Leon … Continue reading
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Stupid Sums Surely Signal Stevenage Survival
Exclusive, by The Daily Stevenage’s Chief Medical Adviser, Chris Twatty Following the Prime Minister’s clear and concise address to the nation on Sunday night, EFL bosses have been working up plans to finish the season using maths instead of games … Continue reading
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Artell’s Anodyne Apocryphal Anecdotes Annoy Also-rans
From our Crewe Alexandra correspondent, Andy “I’ll see you outside Rheady” Ruocco: In a worldwide exclusive, we can exclusively reveal tomorrow’s programme notes of supply teacher “call me Dave” Artell. “I would like to wish the 15-20 Stevenage fans making … Continue reading
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Stevenage Shouldn’t Settle for Stupid Soccer Standard
By Mark Hollis (@hollismark) Like X Factor, The Voice and the more recent series’ of Silent Witness, #StevenageForLeagueFootball is a cheesefest. And like X Factor, The Voice and the more recent series’ of Silent Witness, it’s got really popular. And I am nothing if not a … Continue reading
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