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National Poetry Day corner

In honour of National Poetry Day, we have had the following anonymous submission (even though we never asked for one). Take it away: Things I Like – My Brilliant Poem “I like drinks breaks, And the time it takes, To … Continue reading

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Old Mammories of Stevenage #2: Mark Hughes & Jamie McCombe

Have you ever awoken from a dream and wondered what Ludovic Kennedy, the bastard love child of Marilyn Monroe and John F Kennedy, is up to now? Thanks to the power of the internet, it turns out that he’s working … Continue reading

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Old Mammaries of Stevenage – #1 Simon Walton

In the first of an infrequent series, our history correspondent, Dick Cheesman, takes us down mammary lane: “They often say that the English are an unrefined, loutish breed, brought up on white bread and instant coffee. If any footballer epitomises … Continue reading

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Transfer Tittle Tattle

Coming at you live from The Daily Stevenage Sports Desk, here’s the latest confirmed transfer activity that we are neither able to confirm nor deny: Ronnie Henry will be staying at the club for the foreseeable future. No bids have … Continue reading

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Shoulder to Shoulder Shenanigans Shock Shupporters

Today, The Daily Stevenage can exclusively reveal the latest rewards available to investors in the new North Stand development. Without wasting your time or, indeed, ours with boring preamble, these rewards are as follows: Everyone investing a minimum of ¬£3000 … Continue reading

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Match report – Stevenage 2 Norwich City 2

By our crime correspondent: Juliet Bravo.  The action started in earnest with a dinner party. Whilst his wife made a Grand Marnier souffl√©, Edmunds disappeared to the cellar to get a cheeky bottle of the 1945 Chateau Dusquesne.  The action … Continue reading

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Bunse Blocked by Baffling Bumptious Beaurocrats

In a decision that has stunned the football world, Stevenage Borough Council has today refused to hand over the week’s takings from the car park behind Marks and Spencers (RIP) in order to fund the new North Stand at the … Continue reading

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