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Scholes Sacrifices Success for Sick Salford Schadenfreude

It’s the evening of 21 May 2005.  Your team has just lost the FA Cup Final: a match you’ve dominated from start to finish.  Your team has 20 shots on goal compared to your opponent’s 5.  Your team has 12 … Continue reading

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The Five Grand Sexist Song Scandal

The Daily Stevenage’s work experience investigative equalities reporter Richard Keys gets to the root of the issue It’s a story that has divided the fanbase right down the middle*, the #SexistSongScandal, as we’ve decided to label it to create a meaningless #hashtag (they’re all the rage even on clothing) … Continue reading

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Terrace Culture

Drackers and Ben Nugent, purveyors of sartorial elegance, pictured in TK Max yesterday By Gianni Von Scrotum, Daily Stevenage Fashion Editor and newly appointed Baldock Neighbourhood watch style guru Terrace culture? Not a laboratory analysis of the crust that steadily builds around … Continue reading

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Hitchin Town – the A602 Derby

World exclusive preview by our resident northerner, Ivor Whippet As an immigrant to Stevenage (please don’t kill me with sticks) I  find our relationship with Hitchin very confusing. During my time in the town the two clubs have never been closer than two … Continue reading

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Your Guide to our Visitors – Cheltenham Town

On a recent episode of BBC1 quiz show Pointless, Cheltenham Town FC was the only answer in the show’s history to receive a negative score.  Explaining this, smug arrogant dental disaster Richard Osman said that not only did none of the 100 … Continue reading

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Bountiful Beer Bonus for Boro Boxing Buffs

Hot on the heels of its £99 season ticket promotion, Stevenage Football Club has today announced the latest range of benefits for its most loyal supporters. Those fans that have bought tickets to the Billy Joe Saunders boxing match at … Continue reading

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Your Guide to our Visitors – Exeter City

According to the internet, the three most famous Exeter City supporters are that annoying wanker out of Coldplay who was once married to vaginal steaming advocate Gwyneth Paltrow; that annoying patronising wanker with a tidy beard who hosted Deal or … Continue reading

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