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Bunse Blocked by Baffling Bumptious Beaurocrats

In a decision that has stunned the football world, Stevenage Borough Council has today refused to hand over the week’s takings from the car park behind Marks and Spencers (RIP) in order to fund the new North Stand at the … Continue reading

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In Praise of the CheckATrade Trophy

Howard Devoto and Pete Shelley. Peter Hook and Bernard Sumner. Mark E Smith. Steven Morrissey. All names that will be familiar to readers of a certain age, as well as to Liam Govey. So what’s the link? Well they were … Continue reading

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Corruption, Chaos and Corruption in Club’s Chaotic Corruption Conundrum

Working hand in hand with our sister rag The Daily Telegraph, The Daily Stevenage today brings you a world exclusive exposé of corruption at the very bottom of English football. Bypassing some of the toughest security measures ever seen at a … Continue reading

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Poetry corner – homage to Jack King

I remember it well, The day that Bostwick left, ‘Twas a living hell, I was alone and bereft. But everyone’s replaceable, right? And through the revolving door, Came a succession of Bossie-lite Midfield journeymen, all with a flaw. Tansey, with … Continue reading

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Match report – Stevenage v Yeovil Town

   In a performance reminiscent of watching a documentary about the painting of The Forth Bridge, Stevenage FC out battled their fellow strugglers from Somerset and moved one point nearer to League 2 safety.  Titbits Three games undefeated. Two clean … Continue reading

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Anger, Attrition and Apathy at Annual Awards Annulment 

    Stevenage Football Club has today confirmed that it has cancelled its Player of the Season award for 2015/2016. Traditionally voted for by those season ticket holders considered to still have all of their faculties, the prize is regarded as … Continue reading

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Conniving Cobblers Con Club out of Clobber

   Hertfordshire Police have today confirmed that they are investigating a large scale theft from The Lamex Stadium. The incident is believed to have occurred last Saturday (19th March) between the hours of 1.30pm and 5.30pm.  A sophisticated criminal gang … Continue reading

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